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localfor salefurniture free couch (cat scratches, but structurally sound)

free couch (cat scratches, but structurally sound)

$0 (westside)
posted: 1 hr ago  ·  updated: 14 min ago  ·  post id: 7892651403  ·  QR code link to this post
every photo, orbs regenerated — same random mess craigslist never asked for
condition: good, structurally speaking
cat friendly: it lived here, so yes
smoke free: yes
delivery: no, bring a friend
material: fabric, mostly intact
make/model: unknown, came with the apartment
Moving out end of the month and this couch isn't coming with me. Two — TWO — legitimate cat-claw marks on the left armrest, visible in photo 2, otherwise solid. No sagging, no smell, no mystery stains beyond the ones I've already made peace with. Pickup only, westside, you'll need a second person and a working vehicle — I am not doing that again. Cash or venmo, first come first served. I will not hold it "just in case," I will not respond to lowball offers, and if you ask "is this still available" I will simply stop replying, out of spite. Photos are exactly as accurate as craigslist photos have ever been.
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deal locally with people you can meet in person. do not accept photos with unsolicited green orbs on them — this is exactly how the scam starts. never wire money for a couch. never wire money for anything a couch-related entity tells you to. if the orbs start talking to you, that part isn't in this build.